Casual Slack

2011-10-05T22:16:00.001-04:00

2011-09-24T22:32:00.001-04:00

Even though you've been raised as a human,
you are not one of them. You have great powers,
only some of which you have as yet discovered.

random find

2011-05-10T11:49:00.002-04:00

worst commercial ever

2011-04-30T13:31:00.002-04:00

oh how I LOATHE that kid

in the highlander commercials...

hate.

$133 to go!

2011-03-15T11:47:00.003-04:00

Hi Kids,

I'm so close to my Goal!

for the Providence Animal Rescue League

goal: $1000

and thanks to my amazing friends
so far I've raised $867

I still need help! - Almost there!!

GO HERE TO DONATE

I'm fundraising until May

so if you don't have money now...

maybe you will next month?

Take your time - give it some thought

You don't hate puppies...? DO YOU?

$5? $10? $20 $1000???

Anything helps

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

thanks!

help me

2011-02-23T11:38:00.005-05:00

Hi Kids,

I'm trying to raise money for

the Providence Animal Rescue League

Help the puppies & kittens!

GO HERE TO DONATE

I have a goal of $1000

so far I've raised $11

so yeah..

I need some help

I'm fundraising until May

so if you don't have money now...

maybe you will next month?

Take your time - give it some thought

You don't hate puppies...? DO YOU?

$5? $10? $20 $1000???

Anything helps

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

thanks!

RIP Uncle Leo

2011-02-17T18:45:00.002-05:00

Actor Len Lesser Dies

random nonsense

2011-01-25T20:44:00.003-05:00

click for larger view

a conversation

2011-01-19T21:58:00.006-05:00

And now
a conversation I had with
with my husband this evening.

HIM: Did you ever find that egg McMuffin?
ME: Nooooo, you didn't find it yet??!?
HIM: No
ME: How do you lose an EggMcFuckingMuffin??
HIM: I dunno
ME: Are you sure it's not in your jacket pocket?
HIM: I'll check again.. no it's not there
ME: If it's in my truck somewhere it's gonna smell
HIM: No it won't - it's cold out
ME: I still don't want and egg McMuffin rotting away in my truck
HIM: It's weird...

the end

random nonsense

2011-01-16T15:42:00.001-05:00

can't wait!!!

2010-12-09T09:34:00.001-05:00

I hope it's pure awesome!

it better be better than that last one
or I'll have to kick some asses

trailer of the day

2010-11-21T13:39:00.002-05:00

this looks interesting...

click it

trailer

2010-11-16T22:32:00.003-05:00

Finally a trailer

So far...I'm not diggin' the CGI look of it.
But I could be wrong.

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light

Yeah well, on a side note:
I still think
Ryan Reynold's
shoulda been the Flash instead

just sayin'...

clip of the day

2010-11-16T19:58:00.002-05:00

Give Yourself Over to

Romance and Glamour!

another halloween

2010-10-31T20:08:00.006-04:00

I have a lot of candy left

pffffffft
I guess 37º is too cold to go outside

todays kids are soft
if you ask me.

Soft I tell ya...

happy halloween

clip of the day

2010-10-29T19:13:00.002-04:00

watch this video yo

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

2010-10-26T20:03:00.003-04:00

And Now...

the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Keep pushing buttons...
Copy machine is broken.
You're an idiot.

Stoltz as Mcfly!

2010-10-16T14:49:00.003-04:00

I wish they had left

Eric Stoltz as Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future

Finally never before seen footage
I want to see all of it!

*saw this at Jim Smash

observation

2010-10-14T20:32:00.004-04:00

U never hear much about
"Nebraska"

I've never seen it on my site meter
do they even have the internet there?
yeah... probably not

go huskers!
whatever that means..

a conversation

2010-10-12T20:26:00.003-04:00

And now
a conversation I had with
with my husband this evening.

ME: So what time do you have to go in tomorrow?
HIM: Baca..
ME: what the hell does that mean?
HIM: It's land of the lost talk
ME: oh...

the end

help the cause

2010-10-01T17:28:00.005-04:00

I want this
Who wants to donate $1200 ???

Feel free to click the donate button
Underneath the links...

He'll save every one of us

2010-09-30T19:03:00.006-04:00

Princess Aura:

Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.
The Emperor Ming:
It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness.

He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, with a mighty
Flash

It was just on HBO
Kick Ass!!!!!!!!!!

don't rent this

2010-09-25T18:08:00.002-04:00

"greenberg"
one hour and forty eight minutes of my life
that I will never get back

clip o' the day

2010-09-24T09:31:00.002-04:00

OK Go

the thumb sucker...

2010-09-22T11:04:00.004-04:00

Scout likes her new home... We love this little animal!

She's a thumb sucker..
she sucks her paw & kneads at the same time
She's like a little kid sucking a thumb and playing with the blanket.
She does this until she falls asleep.

There's a cat in my hat... at least she's not a Yankees Fan

R.I.P.

2010-09-15T12:46:00.002-04:00

Billie Mae Richards,

a Canadian actress best known for voicing
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the enduring animated
1964 television special, has died. She was 88.

clip o' the day

2010-09-10T11:18:00.002-04:00

Check it.

a new famly member

2010-09-08T10:37:00.003-04:00

So...
I work with a local Animal Shelter ...
I volunteer - helping with promotions & events

I stopped in yesterday
and they had two tiny little kittens
and
one of them went home with me.
(I wish I could have taken both -
but my husband woulda punched me in the face)

She needs a name...

Any Suggestions?

clip o' the day

2010-09-01T11:23:00.002-04:00

Yoko Ono is extremely talented

wtf is this shit?

clip of the day

2010-08-29T21:31:00.002-04:00

go here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

2010-08-24T18:53:00.005-04:00

And now

the Tuesday -WORK SUCKS - Haiku

Depressing work space.
Office is full of clutter.
Most of it's my stuff...

tea

2010-08-18T18:58:00.005-04:00

I left my iced tea on the table
I went into the kitchen for 3 seconds
t h r e e .. s e c o n d s
I came back and the cat was helping herself to
my cold, refreshing beverage.

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

2010-08-17T19:19:00.004-04:00

Inspired by an old blogging buddy
the one the only Mr. Jimmy Smash™

And now... After
A far too long hiatus

I give you
the
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

Working Late Again
I Never Get Paid For It
I'm On Salary

Godspeed Mr. Smash, You relit my haiku fire.

don't press your luck

2010-08-08T22:56:00.003-04:00

thanks, so much

2010-08-03T20:41:00.007-04:00

Dear Co-worker

I just wanted to thank you!

Thanks for getting hot wieners on your lunch today,
and eating them 2 feet away from me
spilling bits and pieces all over the floor...

And then throwing your trash under your desk
so I could smell them all fucking day..

When you left at 4:00
the stink of nasty ass, hot wieners and stale ketchup
lingered in the air, right until I finally left at 7:00

So, as if my day wasn't bad enough...
for 7 long hours, I had to endure the
stink of your rancid, vile lunch.

awesome

it's just a cat in the box

2010-07-30T13:56:00.003-04:00

Riley A.K.A "the peanut"

Link O' the day!!

2010-07-29T19:56:00.004-04:00

www.cerealbits.com

For the cereal enthusiast

I loved me some halfsies!!
but my mother would rarely let me get them
yet another chapter of my shitty childhood...
Lack of Sugary Cereal = Lack of Fun

But at least I had the crazy ball... !

If they sold this in Rhode Island nowadays
they would be lining up for this shit!

site recommendation

2010-07-28T18:31:00.004-04:00

I wanted to buy new sneakers

I went everywhere
Dick's Sporting Goods, Modells, Sports Authority
Every God Damn place you can think of

but apparently in
Rhode Island
it's a state law
that all womens sneakers are either
pink, purple or baby blue.

outraged... agitated... distraught
I did what I should have done in the first place
consult the
the world wide web

I found this kick ass site
behold
www.endless.com

they're cheap
the selection is amazing
AND they ship soooo fast

if you've never heard of it
you're welcome

30 years???

2010-07-27T20:59:00.006-04:00

wow...

Caddyshack Turns 30 Years Old
This Week
here's some movie facts

My Favorite quote:
"You'll get nothing, and like it"
- Judge Elihu Smails

simpsons chart

2010-07-23T08:45:00.002-04:00

don't let it die

2010-07-22T21:25:00.007-04:00

I recently read this post

"Facebook and Twitter have killed blogging. That is all."
over at Mr. Nobody's™

It made me sad...
Cuz it's true

I'm gonna post more
I miss the good ol' bloggin' days.

I Slack, Therefore I am.

random find - awesome

2010-07-21T11:34:00.001-04:00

McUnbelievable

2010-07-19T22:45:00.006-04:00

okay.. so two weeks ago
I was on VACA

I was in one of my favorite states
NEW HAMPSHIRE..
live free... or die that's their motto

So...
we stopped at McDonald's for some McCoffee
We're standing in line and there's this loud, annoying
family in front of us I detected a southern accent
- possibly Kentucky, Indiana?
I dunno..

There was mom, grandma, grandpa, 2 young kids, one baby.

They were yapping the entire time
annoying the shit out of me.. Y'all.. Y'all... Y'all.....

At one point Grandma yells to Grandpa - "What do you want?"
He replies.... " Well I dunno.. what do they got up there?"
(looking at the menu)
Grandma replies -
"The same dang thing that every other McDonald's in the country has."
Grandpa: "They got the same thing?"

*sigh*

my blood boiling..

The McEmployee says "next"
They continue yapping... Y'all.. Y'all... Y'all.....
The McEmployee has to repeat himself two more times before they notice

Finally, they order (it took a lifetime) they step aside .. they wait.

I go to place my McOrder
and grandma steps in front of me and says to the McEmployee
"Can I get some socks?"

He replies, "sure one dollar"

now.. I'm thinking.. Socks? she must have said sauce... they sell sauce for $1.00 here? Hmmm that's strange..
I wonder what kind of sauce it is???

and then it happened
something I had never seen before in my life...
something that McBaffled me...
something that should not have occurred...

the McEployee reaches under the counter

wait for it....

wait for it....

in his hand a
pair of small white McSocks

What just happened?
What did I just witness?
Where am I?

Did this person just cut in front of me
and order a pair of socks at McDonald's?

What the hell is going on here???
What else is for sale under that counter??????
Why aren't they on the menu?

She just ordered a pair of fucking McSocks at McDonald's...

Is it me? Am I out of the loop?

american way

2010-07-05T22:55:00.005-04:00

So why are the kids of today
lazy, sluggish and super sized?

Cuz schools give 'em
Bags of Cheetos covered with melted cheese
for lunch.

It's the lunch of champions.

it's true...
it aint easy being cheesy

rainbow

2010-06-24T12:40:00.003-04:00

there was a rainbow over my desk yesterday
I thought to myself..

WOW
This must be good luck!
Maybe things are looking up!
Maybe I'm on a lucky streak!
Maybe this is a good sign!

but no..
I had a shitty day

and today is sucking even more than yesterday

fuck you rainbow...

pour oil on him

2010-06-22T12:04:00.004-04:00

(piece of shit)

if anyone needs Tony Hayward..
he's on his 52-foot yacht

yachting around...

while oil continues to pour into the gulf

crazy ass

2010-06-10T11:28:00.004-04:00

Creepy?

... oh no no

it's not..
it perfectly normal...
to pose with your dying loved one then sell the photo
to a tabloid.

she loved him very very much!!
so don't be hatin'

okay.. she's a crazy ass bitch..
Philip Drummond would not be pleased

the rainbow

2010-06-03T22:26:00.006-04:00

last week I bought a little bag of skittles
they were 40¢
I hadn't had skittle in years...

I ate half the bag
then the next day I ate the other half

the following week
I purchased the big bag

I still have the bag..
I eat a few here and a few there

but what I really want to do
is down the entire bag in one sitting
but that would be like 10-12 million calories
and that would be wrong...

all I want to do is taste that fucking rainbow
cuz it's awesome
it's candy CRACK

here's what you do
you get
1 yellow
1 orange
1 purple
1 green
1 red

eat them all at the same time..
that's the "rainbow" they speak of..
it's epic

sugar nirvana

damn you skittles..
damn you to hell

wait..I love you skittles - I didnt mean it

blanche died

2010-06-03T17:56:00.001-04:00

stay gold...

1934 – 2010

all I have to say is

2010-05-24T14:45:00.000-04:00

I'm tired

mouse rat

2010-05-06T20:41:00.000-04:00

so true...

2010-05-05T13:49:00.000-04:00

Thanks...!!!

2010-05-02T17:42:00.006-04:00

Just wanted to say thanks again
to everyone who helped me raise money for
the Providence Animal Rescue League

When I started fund-raising
I was hoping to get $200

Thanks to your generosity I was able to raise
over $830!!!

Your donation will help the
Providence... Animal Rescue League continue
their hard work saving animals.
Take a look at your donation dollars at work...
• $20 provides vaccinations for one animal
• $30 provides one medical exam
• $150 feeds PARL cats for one week
• $175 feeds PARL dogs for one week
• $200 provides one spay/neuter surgery

Your contributions meant a lot to me
and it really helped a great cause.

I cant thank you enough
I'm lucky to know you guys!!!

Thank You:
Lee C.
Beth C.
Deb & Dave A.
Jim L.
Kathy C.
Ann L.
Julie K.
Irene P.
Jo-Ann J.
Diana F.
Ann & Lu
Dan H.
Ken K.
Defusco's
Teri "the great"
Andy "epic donation" Pantaloons
Amy M.
Chris H.
Josh K.
Dave M.
Mel H.
Mr. Grant Miller, Esq.
Chris "Soul Brotha" H.
Rebecca B.
Bev B.
Tim & Mary O.
Deb M.
Omer L.
Bill H.
Cheryl H.
James C.
Jonathan "jonjon" P.
Pat & Jack L.
Lance A.
Danny Y.
Jeff P.
Dave G.
David D.
Stacey S.
Raycene & Mark C.

You guys ROCK!!!!!

clip of the day - "George" Re-Cut

2010-05-01T18:03:00.003-04:00

go here if you're a Seinfeld fan...

clip of the day

2010-04-25T19:27:00.003-04:00

clip of the day

Sign the petition

2010-04-18T17:42:00.001-04:00

The petition reads:

"I am appalled that Discovery Communications -- home of numerous eco-conscious offerings -- has picked up "Sarah Palin's Alaska." Sarah Palin's anti-nature crusade as governor makes her extremely unsuitable to host a show in your lineup. I urge you to cancel the show before it airs."

Sign it

I love me some chatroulette

2010-04-14T22:07:00.003-04:00

Things You Learn On Chat Roulette

chatroulette.com

1. No matter what country a person is in
if you wave a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
in front of the Web Cam you can make anyone smile
it's true...

2. You can infuriate someone in an instant
simply by making the "It's Tiny" gesture with your hands.

3. There's far too many freaks in this world.

the end

random find

2010-04-14T08:42:00.000-04:00

real life Meg...

it's for a good cause...

2010-04-08T11:48:00.016-04:00

I'm still raising money for the Providence Animal Rescue League

Who wants to sponsor me?
Don't all raise your hands at once..

Look people..
it's $5.. $10.. $20 whatever you can give

I'm not asking for your first born
for fucks sake

What? Do you hate puppies & kittens or something?
Have you no soul??

help me out..

E-mail Me! for the donate link

* special thanks to my online BFFs!!
Chris (my soul brotha)
Teri the Great
Awesome Andy
My Hero Dave
Stupendous Skylers Dad
He's not Nobody™ - He's Somebody!™
Magnificent Amy Miller

and...
Lee, Beth, Jim
Jo-Ann, Irene, Diana, Cheryl
JonJon, Mom, Julie, Rebecca, Kathy

for donating so far...

flood

2010-04-01T08:59:00.006-04:00

They closed parts of I-95
It took me a 1 HOUR to get to work

stupid rain...

close up

2010-03-24T21:03:00.000-04:00

Riley..
A.K.A "the peanut"

chuck

2010-03-23T18:29:00.003-04:00

I was just sitting here
wondering,
what ever happened to
Chuck Woolery?

I miss that show LOVE CONNECTION
that was good stuff

wake boat

2010-03-19T19:05:00.004-04:00

Do you dig our new ride?

They told me what BOAT really stands for..
"Bust Out Another Thousand"

Hope it aint true.
Just sayin'

disappointment

2010-03-18T08:57:00.009-04:00

Can we talk serious...

ok,
it's about something I hold dear to my heart

yeah.. it's about
the office

Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on here??

Do I dare say it...
has it... *shudder** has it....
jumped the shark??

The past two episodes??
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

To be honest with you, I could give a flying fuck
whether or not Pam's baby is "latching on"
frankly it disgusts me...

It's called the OFFICE not PAM & JIM HAD A BABY

That hour long episode sickened me..
what the fuck happened??
Did someone secretly replace the writers of the office with
the writers from Full House and Growing Pains?????

Jesus Christ!!!

And then last week... Jim's all like "Boooo Hooooo Hooooo
I wish I was home with my Baby oh Boo Hoooo"

HEY JIM
BUCK UP AND BE A MAN!!!

Jim is getting LAME
Pam is Getting ANNOYING
And I'm getting PISSED OFF

I watch the office to see Creed growing mung beans in his desk drawer

I watch the office to see Phyllis fighting with Angela...

I watch the office to see Toby Flenderson in awkward situations...

I don't want to hear about diapers, sippy cups or breast feeding..
If I want to hear about this shit - I'll turn on the Lifetime channel

Dear writers
Get your shit together... For FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!

How did it come to this?

Tonights episode better be good OR so help meeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks
Jen@Casual Slack

Villalobos

2010-03-15T09:33:00.002-04:00

"Esmeralda Villalobos"

no reason...
I just like the name

"So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands?
It's a topic I'm very interested in."
-Esmeralda Villalobos

smart

2010-03-11T18:11:00.002-05:00

Is there anything better than a SMART DOG?
NOPE!
yummy goodness

just sayin'

Lucas died

2010-03-10T09:50:00.004-05:00

Dear Corey,
I just know there will be ample
supplies of crystal meth waiting for you in heaven ...

P.S.
don't forget to bring your crack pipe

enjoy...

Jen@ Casual Slack

*full story

groundhog day

2010-03-02T22:01:00.003-05:00

same shit
everyday
same thing
over and over and over

work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
uneventful weekend
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
work...come home
uneventful weekend

same shit
everyday
same thing
over and over and over

I'm so sick of it

How did it come to this?

best pizza ever

2010-02-26T18:00:00.001-05:00

envy my white pizza
Little Country Pizza, Exeter, RI

clip of the day

2010-02-24T21:41:00.004-05:00

right here

my own Marine Park

2010-02-24T10:54:00.006-05:00

After seeing the movie Jaws 3 in 1983
I immediately decided that I wanted to someday own
my own Marine Park..

I built a small scale model of my plans
using cardboard and magic markers..

as you can see - it never panned out for me
due to a lack of financial funding

Valentine

2010-02-19T14:08:00.000-05:00

This is what Riley
thinks about Valentine's Day...

Velvet Jogging Suit

2010-02-16T11:02:00.009-05:00

So...
I'm at the post office over the weekend
I'm in line..

Girl in front of me..
early 30's
velvet jogging suit.. maroon with black racing stripes
huge designer sunglasses covering most of her face...
hair pulled back in ponytail
orange jersey shore tan
fake nails with tiger stripe design

she reeked of money..

in her hands - A package
a Christmas present to be precise

All wrapped up - picture perfect - in red and green xmas wrap,
cute reindeer
and a big shiny red bow

"next"
the postal worker proclaims..

Velvet jogging suit prances up to the counter and places the large
beautifully wrapped package on the counter..

the look on postal workers face ***PRICELESS**

everyone in line got real quiet...
looking forward to this transaction..

Postal Worker: just stares - disgusted look on her face..
Velvet Jogging Suit: stares back... empty... stupid
Postal Worker: Can I help you?
Velvet Jogging Suit: I need to ship this.
Postal Worker: umm, you need to package it.
Velvet Jogging Suit: Huh?
Postal Worker: You need to package it… in a box.
Velvet Jogging Suit: But I need to ship it.
Postal Worker: You need to package it…
you can't just ship a Christmas present..
There are priority boxes in the back of the store.
Velvet Jogging Suit: Wanders to the back of the store
Fusses with some boxes then yells across the room..
ummmm how am I suppose to seal it??

Postal Worker: **sigh**
there is tape over there too
but you have to BUY IT

Velvet Jogging Suit: Oh..
*with a look on her face like she is the victim*

Oh poor, poor Velvet Jogging Suit..
How dare that mean postal worker tell you what to do..

How is this possible??
How can someone be this stupid?
She probably never worked a day in her life
YET she's sportin' around town in a Mercedes and her jogging suit probably cost more
than I make in a month...

What did I do wrong in life?

heroes

2010-02-09T21:47:00.005-05:00

So...Saturday

I'm at Tim Horton's
Drinking coffee with my husband..

We look out the window and see a firetruck com tear assin'
up the street.. sirens blarin' horns honkin

I make a remark..
"Must be out of chili and headed to the supermarket"

we laugh

we drink our coffee

we leave

as I walk to the car
I look up the street and there I see the firetruck parked
at the Bakery
and two fireman - all dressed up with their fire coats
and fire helmets

come struttin' out with 4 boxes of pastry
they get back in the firetruck

Lights On - and Away they go...

my tax dollars hard at work

Hurray for the heroes!
yay!

unfuckingbelievable

nothing

2010-02-05T19:44:00.000-05:00

You'll get nothing, and like it

loathe

2010-02-02T11:28:00.005-05:00

I've said it before..
and I'll say it again

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND JOHN MAYER

Here are the actual lyrics to an awful song
I'm forced to listen to every day on the radio:

Just when I had you off my head
Your voice comes thrashing wildly through my quiet bed
You say you wanna try again
But I've tried everything but giving in
Why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
I bought a ticket on a plane
And by the time it landed, you were gone again
I love you more than songs can say
But I can't keep running after yesterday
So why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
We say goodbye
We say goodbye
We say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye

HE SAYS THE SAME SHIT
OVER AND OVER AND OVER

and people love it!!!

WHY????????? WHY????????????
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THIS??? WHAT???????

*sigh*

back again

2010-01-28T11:48:00.005-05:00

for marshmallows...

big boy is home

2010-01-26T18:20:00.006-05:00

Travis is home where he belongs

he spent the last two nights at
ocean state veterinary specialists
the home of 24 hour care at outrageous prices

Saturday he wasn't feeling good..
lethargic, puking a lot and major diarrhea
**disgusting.. yes I know, but life is disgusting - what can I say**

Saturday night I called the vet they said
if he's not better by Sunday - bring him in

I stayed up all night with him
- he got worse

Sunday we took him in
They did blood work, gave him fluids, x-rays and ultrasound

Diagnosis:
They think he has severe gastroenteritis & urinary tract infection
they said to watch him for the next 3 days & feed him bland food
if he doesnt get better - back to the vet he goes

He still refuses to eat - but I think he's still getting over the
traumatic experience

thanks to everyone who called, emailed
and left positive vibes on my facebook
I love you all

Glad he's home
Oh yeah.. it cost me $1200
isn't that great!

Look at his GIANT PAW
they had the IV wrap too tight!
They said the swelling would go down in a day or two..

died

2010-01-26T17:52:00.002-05:00

Trapper John Died

Click Here for Flashback
(Gonzo was the McDreamy of the 80's...just sayin')

clip of the day

2010-01-26T10:09:00.002-05:00

go here

busy night for the trail cam!

2010-01-24T11:56:00.009-05:00

Random kitty cat

Deer

Red Fox

Raccoons

Grey Fox

p.s.

I'll be posting 'em on my new trail cam blog
mytrailcam.blogspot.com
wooo hoooooooo!

Add me to you links immediately.

more trail cam

2010-01-22T16:37:00.004-05:00

Fisher Cat!!!

pain in the ass

2010-01-20T18:16:00.004-05:00

movie review

2010-01-20T10:43:00.004-05:00

this movie is a masterpiece

it's not your typical alien sci-fi action movie
and that's why I loved it.

The movie has it all, great acting an intriguing plot that holds
your attention the entire time, no big Hollywood egos
it's awesome. I Highly recommend it.

Add it to you netflix queue
do it now.

random find

2010-01-18T20:34:00.002-05:00

backyard

2010-01-17T13:10:00.007-05:00

so maybe I watch too much of that show monster quest
so what..

But I had to have one of those
trail cameras
they're always using

so my mom bought me one for xmas
(shes used to my strange requests)

now maybe
I'll catch a glimpse of the elusive chupacapra or sasquatch

or maybe I'll just get pics of squirrels...

old wonkas

2010-01-14T11:52:00.002-05:00

What happened to the 'Willy Wonka' kids?
cnn.com knows... go here

my favorite quote

2010-01-13T10:44:00.002-05:00

**Quote of the Day**
actually, I say this at least once a day at work

"I'm not your monkey"

*feel free to borrow it..
you're welcome

profound statement of the day

2010-01-11T12:35:00.003-05:00

I didn't think "The Hangover" was funny

not even remotely funny...
I think I laughed once

there,
I said it.

clip of the day

2010-01-09T18:03:00.003-05:00

Moe Howard on The Mike Douglas Show

carbonite

2010-01-05T12:17:00.003-05:00

George Lucus in carbonite..

I think him and his bad hair should stay there

r.i.p pez guy

2010-01-04T18:53:00.005-05:00

the Pez Guy Died
Curtis Allina Dies at 87

the coolest Pez I ever had
was DUMBO
It would be worth money today BUT
My cat chewed the trunk off.

figures.

Welker down

2010-01-04T09:09:00.003-05:00

NOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

madness

2010-01-03T14:19:00.002-05:00

walmart madness

took this pic 2 days before xmas
and forgot to post it

ah the joys of the holidays

*only 356 shopping days left
until next xmas

random find

2009-12-30T10:06:00.004-05:00

ramble: it's all bullshit

2009-12-29T12:48:00.015-05:00

A thing called facebook
I like it, I use it .. I'm not against it

But sometimes I find myself scrolling along
looking at all the fucktards I once knew
and tons I never met, don't know and don't wanna know

All with their thousand dollar smiles
and 18,375 photos of their kids
375 photos of your baby making different faces is awesome...
*honestly... 20 would be fine... really, even 15 is good

Then we have these people:
Look at me .. look at my profile picture!!
I'm successful now!! No Really, I AM!!
I need to convince you and myself..

I'm HAPPY!! We're all just sooooo happy!

LOOK AT MY CHILDREN!
We're all wearing matching sweaters on the beach!
Our golden retriever has a matching sweater too!!
We're extremely happy - all of us!

oh...
and then there's my favorite...
Look everybody - I'm a Fireman!!
I wore my fireman uniform in my profile pic
just so you all know I'm a FIREMAN.. I'm an American HERO!

Then there's:
I HAVE 2349 Friends!!!!
Look at meeeee I know people
I know all 2349 of them...!!! I have more friends than you do!
I'm successful and people like me!!

Also:
Look at this photo of me.. I stood in front of my bathroom mirror
and took it.. don't I look awesome.
I didn't have anyone around to take a photo of me
that's why I'm in my bathroom
but my abs look great - don't they!!
I'm very happy with myself.
I made a "bad ass" face and a gesture with my left hand
that means I'm a bad ass

*sigh*

It's all bullshit

Thanks
Jen @ casual slack

2012 can't come fast enough, if u ask me

this has been yet another fascinating post from casual slack

merry

2009-12-23T09:08:00.001-05:00

Thurman

2009-12-21T19:39:00.003-05:00

"She lives in God's house; with Jesus and Mary
and the ghost and the long eared donkey and the talking walnut."

noooo

2009-12-19T16:38:00.002-05:00

fuck.

dreams...

2009-12-15T15:08:00.004-05:00

"A lavish, five-star awards ceremony
hosted by television personality Matt Lauer
is scheduled for the very near future."

After 23 years of waiting
it finally happened.

A highly coveted Drysdale Award.
Dreams really do come true

I'd like to take this moment to thank all the
Kitties that made this possible
I couldn't have done it without you.

Also I'd like to add
It's about fucking time.